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They irritate the crap out of you.
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The older they get, the less firm they are.
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They never seem to be long enough.
Men are like. . .Weather. . .
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The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you
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Their clothes are always one half off.
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They take soooooooo long to mature.
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They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
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Fun to look at, but not very bright.
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They irritate the crap out of you.
Men are like. . .Bananas. . .
The older they get, the less firm they are.
Men are like. . .Vacations. . .
They never seem to be long enough.
Men are like. . .Weather. . .
Nothing can be done to change them.
Men are like. . .Blenders. . .
You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
Men are like. . .Chocolate Bars. . .
Sweet, smooth and they usually head
right for your hips.
Men are like. . .Coffee. . .
The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you
up all night long.
Men are like. . .Commercials. . .
You can't believe a word they say.
Men are like. . .Department Stores. . .
Their clothes are always one half off.
Men are like. . .Government Bonds. . .
They take soooooooo long to mature.
Men are like. . .Mascara. . .
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like. . .Popcorn. . .
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Men are like. . .Snowstorms. . .
You never know when they're coming, how
many inches you'll get, or how long it will last.
Men are like. . .Lava Lamps. . .
Fun to look at, but not very bright.
Men are like. . .Parking Spots. . .
All the good ones are taken, the rest
are handicapped.
Now send this to all the remarkable women
you know, as well as to any
understanding good- natured,
fun kinda guys you might
be lucky enough to know !!!!!!!!!!
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