happy birthday sexy

Men are like. . . Laxatives. . .
They irritate the crap out of you.

Men are like. . .Bananas. . .
The older they get, the less firm they are.

Men are like. . .Vacations. . .
They never seem to be long enough.


Men are like. . .Weather. . .
Nothing can be done to change them.

Men are like. . .Blenders. . .
You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

Men are like. . .Chocolate Bars. . .
Sweet, smooth and they usually head
right for your hips.



Men are like. . .Coffee. . .
The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you
up all night long.

Men are like. . .Commercials. . .
You can't believe a word they say.

Men are like. . .Department Stores. . .
Their clothes are always one half off.



Men are like. . .Government Bonds. . .
They take soooooooo long to mature.

Men are like. . .Mascara. . .
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are like. . .Popcorn. . .
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.



Men are like. . .Snowstorms. . .
You never know when they're coming, how
many inches you'll get, or how long it will last.

Men are like. . .Lava Lamps. . .
Fun to look at, but not very bright.

Men are like. . .Parking Spots. . .
All the good ones are taken, the rest
are handicapped.



Now send this to all the remarkable women
you know, as well as to any
understanding good- natured,
fun kinda guys you might
be lucky enough to know !!!!!!!!!!

DAMMMMMMN YOU GOT BACK

Still your a one of a kind women your man has to be happy as hell to have you kiss you from head to toe your a keeper....

Dammmmn your a mans dream come true sexy,gorgeous,beautiful,yet like sports watching and playing....do you drink beer too???

@dd the new pics m@mi ....im re@dy every d@y...trills

W@t it do m@...hope you h@d @ good photo shoot...w@ts gucci wit you 4 2d@y...

ANYTIME SHORTAY.....SOHOW DO A SEXY WOMEN LIKE YOU DO FOR FUN????

your sexy BEAUTIFUL