Men are like. . . Laxatives. . .
They irritate the crap out of you.
Men are like. . .Bananas. . .
The older they get, the less firm they are.
Men are like. . .Vacations. . .
They never seem to be long enough.
Men are like. . .Weather. . .
Nothing can be done to change them.
Men are like. . .Blenders. . .
You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
Men are like. . .Chocolate Bars. . .
Sweet, smooth and they usually head
right for your hips.
Men are like. . .Coffee. . .
The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you
up all night long.
Men are like. . .Commercials. . .
You can't believe a word they say.
Men are like. . .Department Stores. . .
Their clothes are always one half off.
Men are like. . .Government Bonds. . .
They take soooooooo long to mature.
Men are like. . .Mascara. . .
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like. . .Popcorn. . .
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Men are like. . .Snowstorms. . .
You never know when they're coming, how
many inches you'll get, or how long it will last.
Men are like. . .Lava Lamps. . .
Fun to look at, but not very bright.
Men are like. . .Parking Spots. . .
All the good ones are taken, the rest
are handicapped.
Now send this to all the remarkable women
you know, as well as to any
understanding good- natured,
fun kinda guys you might
be lucky enough to know !!!!!!!!!!
how sex starts... Now this shit is funny...true..but funny!!! ...a smile leads to a laugh ...a laugh leads to a high 5 ...a high 5 leads to a hug ...a hug leads to a kiss ...a kiss leads 2 makeout ...a makeout leads 2 finger ...a finger leads to a hand ...a hand leads to a lick ...a lick leads to a suck ...a suck leads 2 a fuck. So tell me how many people are you gonna smile at after you heard this cuz sex is like math. ...u add the bed ...subtract the clothes ...divide the legs ...leave your solution ...and pray you dont multiply! REPOST TO SOME ONE U WANT TO SMILE AT
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They irritate the crap out of you.
Men are like. . .Bananas. . .
The older they get, the less firm they are.
Men are like. . .Vacations. . .
They never seem to be long enough.
Men are like. . .Weather. . .
Nothing can be done to change them.
Men are like. . .Blenders. . .
You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
Men are like. . .Chocolate Bars. . .
Sweet, smooth and they usually head
right for your hips.
Men are like. . .Coffee. . .
The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you
up all night long.
Men are like. . .Commercials. . .
You can't believe a word they say.
Men are like. . .Department Stores. . .
Their clothes are always one half off.
Men are like. . .Government Bonds. . .
They take soooooooo long to mature.
Men are like. . .Mascara. . .
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like. . .Popcorn. . .
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Men are like. . .Snowstorms. . .
You never know when they're coming, how
many inches you'll get, or how long it will last.
Men are like. . .Lava Lamps. . .
Fun to look at, but not very bright.
Men are like. . .Parking Spots. . .
All the good ones are taken, the rest
are handicapped.
Now send this to all the remarkable women
you know, as well as to any
understanding good- natured,
fun kinda guys you might
be lucky enough to know !!!!!!!!!!
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